- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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