How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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THE GAME

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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