Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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hiya

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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your mum

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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