If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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