Kathy Griffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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