- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Doorbell salesman.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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