whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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I was born.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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God is real

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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