An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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my shift key is broken1

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Netflix and chill

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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