You're tall.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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John Stamos.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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