So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Pickles

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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