- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

you just contradicted yourself.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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