- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

how now brown cow. WTF.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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