- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

banana

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

pickle juice?

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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