- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

A: B: No pun intended.

hey guys what's up?

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Women's rights.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Knock knock. Come in.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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