A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

whats long and green? weed

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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