- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Strawberries!

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Knock knock Come in

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

John Stamos.

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