- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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