What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

what time is it? 3:16

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Anti Joke

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