I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Women's rights

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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I am on a escalator.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Hello

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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a potato flew around my room

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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