Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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whats a willy? -brock

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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