Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Ms. Smoot's class

What did the man without a tongue say...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

girls lacrosse

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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