- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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