Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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E= McVagina

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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