- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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