Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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matty russel are you on here

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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girls basketball

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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