- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

meme

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!