Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

You are Nerochan right?

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Spell: “This word”

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

You smell like shit

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Pinus Testicles

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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