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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

I am a n1gger.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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