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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Hey! Where is my tracker?

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

men, men like men= men+bed

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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