Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Hi my name is Jim

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