- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

penis hehehehe

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

The Irish man was sober.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What is brown and sticky? A stick

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Good luck on your finals everyone!

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??