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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A blind man walks into a pole.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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