- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

A blind man walks into a pole.

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