What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Women.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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