Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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knock, knock come in

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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