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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

The Game.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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