Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Scientology.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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