- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

penis hehehehe

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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