- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

how now brown cow. WTF.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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