- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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