- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

You read the Terms of Service.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

wood cant chuck wood

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Where do babies come from? My garage

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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