- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

vbh

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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