Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Your mom.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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