- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Spell: “This word”

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

IU football

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

We are lawyers

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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