What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Vagina ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

The Pope

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Thumbs this down

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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