- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Homosexuals are gay.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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