- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Mike tyson

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

I can't see my forehead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

i'm funny

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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