- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

your father died

obama leadership

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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