Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

We are lawyers

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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