Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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