- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Stephen Walking.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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