Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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